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ONE DAY I WOKE UP ,  SO THAT I MAY DO
IT AGAIN A MILLION MORE TIMES.

ONE PLUS ONE DAY I WOKE UP, SO THAT I
MAY DO IT AGAIN  A  MILLION MINUS ONE
MORE TIMES.
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THE PLURAL FORM IS THE WORD  'MYSELF'
IS A BIT KITSCH BUT...
YEAH, IT IS PRETTY KITSCH HUH.

WELL IT'S NOT  THAT I GOT DID SYSTEM
OR ANYTHING,     I JUST GOT A LOT OF
THEORIES ON WHAT THEY IS.

THOUGH,  I SAW A GLIMPSE OF A LOT OF
THE PARTS!   NOT SURE HOW MANY THERE
ARE BUT I SAW A FEW.

a) I THINK GEOGRAPHICALLY THEY'RE IN
   ASIA? IN. IN.. THEY'RE SUBTERRAIN
   RIGHT? THAT WOULD MAKE SENSES.

b) THEY'RE  FOND  OF  ANIMALS. SEEMS
   LIKE  THERE'S A  LOT OF  BIPEDALS
   BUT THEY HAVE HUMANS' GAIT.

c) 90% OF  THE TIMES I SAW  THEM ON
   THE SCREENS, MAYBE WORK IN TECH?
   THOUGH I NEVER SAW THEM MAKE ANY
   MONEY ON THERE.

d) SOME NIGHTS  THEY  STRINGS LINES
   TOGETHER,   I ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT
   DRAWING  IS IT'S  JUST THAT THAT
   ISN'T  EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD CALL
   IT.

e) SOMETIMES  THOSE  LINES  ARE  IN
   SOME  SORT  OF  CHANGES  IN  AIR
   PRESSURE OVER TIME INSTEAD.  HOW
   PECULIAR.

f) HEARD THEM  SAY  THEY'RE FOND OF
   WORDS YET ONLY SPEAKS THREE. AND
   ONE OF THEM ISN'T EVEN REAL! 

THERE'S A FEW  MORE  BUT YOU GET THE
POINT. I GET THE POINT!

GIVEN :
a
b
c
d
e
f
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THEREFORE :

THIS GUY'S A LOSER ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Q.E.D.


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